Scary Mystery Show: Michelle vs. Edwin

So, Edwin, what are we talking about today? Do you know? No? I thought it was going to be a surprised weren't you gonna say the surprise? I thought it was your surprise. Crap? Hold on, then, whose surprise is it? It's my surprise. Welcome to a surprise edition of game show on Scary Mystery Show. I'm host Greg. We have a hot show for you today. Our two contestants, Edwin and Michelle, will be battling it out and the loser has to do something they really hate. This is a surprise. Yeah, and he got the podcast name wrong. Welcome to Scary Mystery Surprise, where we talk about scary things that surprised us around the Internet. I'm Edwin, I'm Michelle. We've given you both two distinct buzzer sounds. You will now find them on your phone. Edwin, go ahead, what specifically chosen for you? And Michelle? Oh? It just feels so right. You know. At the end, we'll tally at the points the losers have to do different things. Ed Win, if you lose, you're going to have to go to a cemetery and sit by the creepiest statue of a young child and stare at it for one hour, and Michelle, if you lose, you have to put ten eye drops in each eye. Oh fuck? Or worst fears? Who is this guy I don't know staring at a statue for an hour? We hear at game show collect a lot of data that's publicly available. Buzz in if you think you have the right answer. If the person who buzzes in gets it wrong, the other person will have the opportunity to steal the answer. At the end, will tally at the scores and we'll pick a winner. Are you guys ready? Oh? Hell, yeah? Okay, I love trivia, Yeah, I gues I hate trivia. These are all questions specifically tailored to the weird, creepy, spooky, strange, slightly scary and morbid and gross. Love it. It's my favorite. Sounds awesome. Let us begin. Okay, this is a fun one. Your bigfoot and you've been spotted in the forest by a hiker. What are top two things you would say to convince them that you're not actually bigfoot? Well? Did you actually? Yeah? I mean, do you actually have an answer or are you just making that noise right after I make my noise? Well? You got it. First, Let's do so go Michelle, So, so go Michelle. Go for Michelle. That I'm just a man in a costume, man in a costume? Yes, okay? Uh does it have anything to do with boobs? The second part? I can't give any hints. You could call. You could call on help from an actual bigfoot. Uh uh yeah, I'd like to call on help from an actual bigfoot. I mean you can do that at any point. Yeah, do you have one on speed dial? Because I was given the option and no, I can't take it. So the option is, if you have a connection to any of the characters or figures we're talking about, you can directly call them and ask them for help. I gotta got it. Uh, I guess I'm stumped. What's Edwin? I guess gets it? Can I have to buzz? I'll just buzzet? Okay, Edwin for the steal. What if it's just like I'm just c g I ra Yes, yes, I need another one? Yeah, one more? Six seconds left? Five four? I am not from this planet, boom, not from this planet. Edwin gets the points. Oh well, my god, Edwin got a point. I'm gonna have to put eye drops in my eyes. This is a nightm we still have a lot of questions. Ago, It's Anyone's game. Here on Game Show Scary Mystery Show Edition, Surprise Surprise, Scary Mystery Surprise, Scary Mystery Surprise Edition. Here on Game Show Scary Mystery Surprise Edition. Next question, what is the creepiest fact about slender Man? Hands down the creepiest fat no face, no face. That's right. Wait, slender Man has no face. Slender Man has no face. He has no distinguishable facial features. Okay, I was gonna say he's slightly he's slightly what go ahead? Pedophile ish? Oh that he's a pedophile. Yeah, that is creepy, Michelle or buzzing in? Follow up slender Man question? Here we go. What was the original Reddit forum that the myth of slender Man was born? Is it no sleep? Is it? Yes? It's no sleep. I was like, it's no sleep, it's no sleep, but I just didn't say it. No, that's wrong. Oh it's not. No, I'm waiting for the old options. Yes, Michelle, No, I'm not buzzing in. I'm not buzzing in because you can no longer buzz in on this question. Just you know, you used to up your buzzes so edwin for the steel. Is it creepy pasta or is it mom's pajamas? It's a creepy pasta forum, that's right. Point Yeah, massive currently massively behind. It will be hard for her to catch up. Oh my god, I can't believe this. I was so cocky. I was so cocky about it. Oh my god. Okay, next question, here we go. This one visits a little of the spooky creepy. What did Edward Moore Drake say to do upon his death, Michelle? To uh destroy his second face so it won't curse him in the afterlife? How? How to destroy his second face? Yes? For extra points? Oh, I did this one? So I ye you did? Nine seconds? Well, he shot himself. So was it? Do you just want it cut off? Burned? Damn? I was gonna say that. I didn't get a chance to answer that. Okay, Okay, one more follow up question for it, anyone could buzz in? Okay, why did he say he wanted it burned off? Michelle? To stop it from whispering evil things into his ears? Yes, to stop it less to continue to whisper horrible things in my grave. I didn't know that. I didn't know that yeah, because it always whispered to him. The game is all tied up, folks. No one thought it could happen, but we are in an equal match. Anyone can take it from here. How did sergeant fogged and die at the Cecil Hotel? This is a multiple choice question. Is it gunshot, hanging or slip throat? Oh? Edwin? It was a gunshot, yes, Michelle, gunshot hanging or a slip throat. I'm gonna go slip throat, but it's a guess well, you guess right. It was slip throat. He slit his own throat? How I thought that was not possible? Or did he but at the cecil? Who knows? Okay? Next question on game show, I had to head battle between Michelle and Edwin from Scary Mystery Surprise show. You got Yeah, you probally got our title. How many Yule Lads are there? Edwin? Michelle, you did this story? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah? Do you remember how many there are? Is there? Nine? You can't ask me? I guess right now we're competing against each other. Think about Christmas twelve. There's twelve of them? Wrong, Michelle? For the steel, uh, thirteen thirteen is the right answer, and Michelle has taken the lead. Good gotta go to the cemetery. Call in the hotline with who you think is gonna win? Next question? This one delves into Hollywood lore and mystery and intrigue the murder. What was the name of the woman known as the Black Dahlia? Michelle? Elizabeth Short? Darn it, that's right, Elizabeth Short. A massive lead has been taken by Michelle after a very very poor start. A lot is at snake. Yeah, it was really worrying me. I'm not getting those eye drops in my eyes. No way, no way, no how am I doing that? Michelle. I'm meant to ask you, does she have that glass glow smile that you said? Is that what she got? Oh? Yes, she got the Glasgow smile too, which I finally looked up, which I guess in the twenties and thirties there were a bunch of Razor gang like gangs in Glasgow that would go around cutting people's mouths to there. Oh, but that's where the term Glasgow smile came from. Now for a little bit of poor movie trivia. Oh no, In the movie Halloween, what is the name of Michael Meyer's first victim, impossible. Yeah, no, clue, absolutely no. Good watch more movies. It's his sister, Judith. Oh Judith. Let's see. What is Chucky's actual name in the movie. Child's play as an actual name does not bode well for Edwin. Okay, the answer is Charles Lee Ray. You know Chucky and Charles. That makes sense. Next question, according to the Screen franchise, what are the three rules to surviving a horror movie? Oh, Michelle, Yes, I'll take a stab at it? Host Greg, Host Greg, thank you? Never split up, never like go into the basement alone. No, so far striking out in this one. H to stay alive in a horror movie because they keep self referencing it. I remember that, and it's like, oh uh wow. You know, I really don't know. But I'm just trying to talk my way into the answer that's doing it right now and Greg is giving no hints. How does that usually work out for you? You know, if I talk long enough, I'll probably get like half of one. These are classic, These are classic things from all classic horror films, and you know, kind of the secret rules of American movies from the old days. Don't do it's just don't be like the couple that makes out or whatever. Edwin. Do you want to try to steal this one? I have no idea. Okay number one, Yeah, go ahead, you want to try. Neither did show and she really gave it a strong go. Never have sex, Never do drugs. I was close close say I'll be right back. M It was close enough. It was physical contact. If you have physical contact, you'll probably die in a horror movie. Okay, back, that was movie trivia. Wow, you both actually lost points on that round, bringing you both back to zero points, which is still a tie and insane anybody's game at this point. Wow, we were gonna use this to show what experts we were and like, what's happening? Surprise, surprise, anyone could do it. Next question, what are the three funniest things about chop of cameras? Ah? Oh, Michelle, That well, cupa means suck and then the cobra means goat. Uh is the last half, so they suck goat blood. So that's one that's funny. Yes, and you find that funny. They are hairless? Is that funny? Sure? One more? Ah? Is that funny? But yes? Host Greg said yes, it's me Host Greg. Five seconds? Ah, three are probably coyotes without hair. Okay, and Edwin, you have the opportunity to match her three if you if you choose to buzz in, if you choose to buzz in Edwin for the steal. I can't use any of the ones that she said, right, that's well, I mean you could extrapolate. I mean, you do you because it is funny that its name is chupa like. That is funny. It's the way it poses and pictures. It's hilarious. It's always like Liz like that. That is funny for people who can't see that was a funny pose. It has its own merch, which I think is really funny. Oh, that is funny. A few of these things have their own merch, you know. Yeah. And there's really a really famous one with him you know it or whatever. They're they're sucking on a they have a straw inside of a neck of a goat and they're just sucking on it like a milkshake. And that's really funny. It's pretty good. I mean, I can concede that to Edwin. I'm fine with conceding that. Yes, Edwin has taken the lead of the game on the final two questions. Next question, what is La la rona mourning? Yeah? Fuck Edwin, the death of her children. That's right, points, huge lead, huge lead. We both knew that one. Okay, this is the final question, and you Edwin can bet all of your points on this question if you want, or no points, and Michelle, you can bet all of Edwin's points or no points. So anyone could win off of this next question. I'm definitely betting all of Edwin's points. Yeah, me too. Wow, anybody's game. Currently, here we go. What is a name that cannibals call human meat? What is a name cannibals call human meat? Buzz in if you know the answer. What is a name Cannumble's call human meat? The final question? Are you looking it up? Edwin? You can see my own kid, don't know. It just looks like you were cheating. You took off your glasses. You could be looking it up right now. Ten seconds. I have no idea five four Michelle for the win. Okay, So what do cannibals call human meat? Yes? Uh, delicious? You know what No, I was gonna call it pork. The judges are taking it Michelle for the wind. The original answer was long pig long pink, but the judges. The judges are taking delicious In a surprise turn of events, from the underdog to the lead to all the way back in last place, Michelle comes in for the win. Congrats Michelle, Edwin, you have lost. You must go to a cemetery and sit by the creepiest statue of a child for one hour and record it while you do it, all right, I'll document it. Thank you so much for playing Game Show, the Scary Mystery Surprise version of Game Show. I'm host Greg, and you did a great job. Contestants, thank you, thank you well, thanks Host Greg. We'll see you next time, or won't we? Oh he's gone, But did we just play a game show? That just yeah? Well, I mean that was a surprise. What are we going to talk about next week? Edwin, I have no idea. I think it'll be a surprise. Be sure to rate, listen, subscribe, click like, and enjoy.